Media cries wolf so often a wolf comes and eats them

Everyone knows the media is completely full of $#!+ and has been for decades. Everyone should anyway. After years of crying wolf, years and years and years of crying wolf, they finally got what they were begging for. Some people are saying Wolf Blitzer transformed into his original state, a man-wolf, and destroyed everyone in the media. What actually happened was that the wolves got tired of being cried for, and they decided to put an end to it. One of the wolves had this to say,

“We just got sick of it. Russia Russia Russia. Ukraine Ukraine Ukraine. Blah blah blah. It never ends, they are relentless. So the moral of the story is, if you keep crying wolf for long enough, eventually we will get so annoyed that we will shut you up. We’re wolves for crying out loud, we have a low tolerance for b.s. Don’t get me started on Brian Stelter. He wasn’t even nutritious; he was all fat and gristle.”

Many were worried that with the media completely wiped out the propaganda machine that is responsible for woefully misinforming the public every day might be shut down. They continued without a hitch though because none of them had any substance or integrity. They were just puppets that repeat talking points and there are millions of puppets ready to take their place every time there is a purge or a wolf comes-a-knockin. One of the new media ventriloquist dummies told us this via the person with their hand up his @$$,

“WOLF! WOLF! WOLF!”

Wolf indeed. Onward.