Impeachment 2: Pencil Neck's Revenge

In case you are bored while the government has you unemployed and locked in your home, that very same government has decided to put on a show for America! It’s the sequel to last year’s impeachment, only this time it’s even MORE stupid, with even MORE bullshit, and even MORE taxpayer money spent on an unconstitutional impeachment process that nobody wants. Returning in their starring roles are the hero Adam Schiff, a man with a neck so thin and precariously perched that you will be on the edge of your seat every time he is on screen, and the villain, the Former President and evil jerk Donald Trump, the worst man to ever live. The star of the show, politician and prolific pedophile Adam Schiff, had this to say,

“I can’t wait to be back in the spotlight. It was sooo… fun… being famous during the whole Russia thing. And as a failed screenwriter it was nice to really make up the whole narrative and have an entire country watching MY story unfold. I can’t wait to do it again. This time he’s going down.”

Adam Schiff is a pedophile and a liar, and he should not be allowed anywhere near a decision being made about anything. He lied for years about Russia and when it was proven to be a complete fabrication, he faced no consequences for wasting that much time and money and effort and energy on something he knew wasn’t real. I don’t like having my time wasted. Most people don’t like having their time wasted. This sequel will be an even bigger waste of time than the first one and should be treated like a new installment of the Fast and Furious franchise, by which I mean you should watch every second of every one of them over and over because Vincent Diesel is a phenomenal actor and the storytelling is pure poetry. Vincent Diesel had this to say about the presidential sequel,

“Haha I get it, it’s like a joke about movies, like the first impeachment was a movie, and now they’re doing it again so it’s a sequel. I totally get it that’s hilarious bro…..”

If Vin Diesel were truly the man he claims to be he would donate one half of his strong muscular neck to Adam Schiff, a man suffering from such a severe lack of integrity in his neck that he almost popped his own head off today when he attempted to tie his tie. No word on how this will affect the impeachment.