AOC changes name to "CongressWoMaN"

After Kayleigh McEnany referred to Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez as a Congresswoman but AOC misunderstood her so she accused her of being a vicious racist, AOC took the only logical next step. She officially changed her name to “CongressWoMaN” so that the Press Secretary didn’t call her by her correct name OR title. Her new name and title is Congresswoman CongressWoMaN Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez heart emoji. After that vicious burn CwCwAOC had this to say,

“It’s not hard to understand. When you realize you misspoke you don’t admit it or apologize or retract your horrific accusations. You go out and you change the definition of words like the dictionary just did with racism(google it). When the facts don’t support your argument, change the facts. Make new facts. Or just say f@#$ the facts like I usually do.”

No one familiar with the former and future bartender was surprised. She made it clear early on in her career that she doesn’t care about being factually correct as long she is morally precise (true story). She made it clear from the beginning that she is willing to change the definition of any words she pleases just to make a point. Having her name changed just to win a Twitter fight was the logical next step.

The Press Secretary also referred to her as a "Biden adviser" a new racial slur we haven't been able to figure out yet.