Alexander Hamilton's last words: I hate musicals

Newly leaked documents have provided evidence of what really happened the day Alexander Hamilton was shot and killed by Aaron Burr. According to the leaks, Burr taunted Hamilton as he lay dying. Bystanders reported him saying this,

“Oh you’ll be alright Hammy baby. You’ll be famous. Hell, they’ll probably write a musical about you some day.”

There had been rumors for years that Burr said this to Hamilton. Now it has been confirmed, along with Hamilton’s response which was previously unknown. According to six different eye and ear witnesses, Hamilton’s last words were as such,

“I hate musicals.”

Now that we have this evidence of his dying wish we can make sure to never allow anyone to make a musical about his life and death. Your’e welcome America.