ACB Confirmed; Planned Parenthood HQ Implodes

Amy Coney Barrett has been confirmed by the Senate to join the Supreme Court.

She will take the place of Ruth Bader Ginsburg who passed away after bravely fighting cancer and winning several times. That wasn’t enough for many democrats who were angry at her for not hanging on for another 5 years. They were so desperate for her to stay alive no matter what because they want to protect abortion at all costs. That is also why they don’t want a Catholic appointed to the court. They were right. As soon as she was confirmed Planned Parenthood Headquarters burst into flames. Not a single unborn child or innocent brainwashed mother was hurt. The doctors who were aware they were committing genocide weren’t so lucky and they also burst into flames, a brief preview of what eternity will look like for them. An eyewitness shared this on a local news channel,

“It was crazy, it was like something out of the bible. Maybe it’s because they murder babies on purpose and they were founded by eugenicists who wanted to eliminate the black race and anyone they thought was inferior like people with mental or physical handicaps of any kind.”

Sounds like a far right conspiracy theory to me. Although Planned Parenthood founder Margaret Sanger was a eugenicist with the stated goal of using Planned Parenthood to exterminate the black race because she thought they were inferior. That would be a good example of institutional racism but it’s not because.... I’m not sure what the excuse is on this one but I’m sure it’s well thought out. An abortion enthusiast has been screaming this nonstop since the confirmation,

“OH MY GOD!!! IT’S THE HANDMAID’S TALE!!! I’M SO ORIGINAL FOR MAKING THAT COMPARISON! IT ISN’T TIRED OR OVERUSED OR DISGUSTINGLY HYPERBOLIC AT ALL! OH MY GOD! A CATHOLIC! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!”

She seems much more rational than that lunatic mother of seven Amy Coney Barrett.