2021: The Newest New Year Ever

Remember 2020? Lol, feels like so long ago. What a great year huh? Tom Brady became a pirate, Lebron James won another title in another city with another superstar sidekick, Chris Cuomo faked being in quarantine for weeks and pretended to emerge on live television after he had been caught outdoors across town maskless and Fredo-ing, his brother Andrew Cuomo forced nursing homes to accept covid patients effectively killing thousands of senior citizens then blocked investigations into his actions and then wrote a book about leadership after this happened and won an Emmy for the over-accented rambling bitch sessions he held on tv every day(the man also hates Jews), protesting became an art form where as long as you only caused $3 billion dollars in property damage almost exclusively in communities of color and most of it irreplaceable property and possessions that insurance may or may not pay for and also if you kill less than 36 people the entire mainstream media and the democrat party will call it ‘Mostly Peaceful’ and ignore it completely and let it happen to you as long as it isn’t happening to them, it became a hate crime to defend yourself, it became a crime to defend your property, it became legal to be in the street rioting and illegal to go to church, it became legal to tear down public property and attack federal buildings and illegal to open your own business if it was lucky enough to survive the riots, Joe Biden became the oldest former lifeguard in history to publicly say children rub his legs, Donald Trump was impeached for pointing out a crime by a former lifeguard and won and lost an election in one night, people showed how willing they were to accept authoritarian rule as long as it was determined to be ‘for their safety’ by the experts and politicians running a corrupt system, bad people learned a lot about how quickly it is to get Americans to surrender their rights as long as it’s determined to be for their safety by the experts and politicians running a corrupt system, an entire generation of children is living and learning that they should surrender their rights as long as it’s determined to be for their safety by the experts and politicians running a corrupt system. Lol, 2020 am I right? An “expert” shared this via one of those places you normies get your news from,

“Trust the doctors ok? Listen to the experts. Follow Science. Wear a mask. Stay at home. Stay safe. Stay afraid. Stay silent. Stay compliant. Stay still. Stay. Stay! Stay. Good boy, you earned a treat.”

Things don’t change if things don’t change. Amen and onward into 2021, the Newest New Year Ever.