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"I'd rather be right than read."

The Right Hook is a satirical news website aimed at authoritarians, communists, and Adam Schiff. Our journalism is so hard-hitting we've been charged with assault multiple times. Our stories are so fake CNN threatens to sue us bi-weekly. Our fact-checkers can't read well and they've been checking faces for months. As the world burns we refuse to take it seriously and remain dedicated to making jokes when we should be making plans.

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